Funny ICD-10 codes

Failure of family planning Z37.54: Sextuplets, all liveborn

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles attack! W59.21XA:Bitten by turtle, initial encounter

Mom says you're adopted. Z62.891: Sibling rivalry

Brace yourself. The in-laws are coming. Z63.1: Problems in relationship with in-laws

Don't try this at home! V9107xD: Burn due to water-skis on fire, subsequent encounter

"The meal is over when I hate myself" -Louis C.K. T505x6A: Underdosing of appetite depressants, initial encounter

When Superman pedals into traffic. V616xxD: Passenger in heavy transport vehicle injured in collision with pedal cycle in traffic accident, subsequent encounter

Santa never got me what I wanted anyway. V9733xD: Sucked into jet engine, subsequent encounter

Death by honey T63442S: Toxic effect of venom of bees, intentional self-harm, sequela

Polly want a finger? W61.01: Bitten by parrot

"I can't put my arms down!" Z621: Parental overprotection

Death from above V95.40: Unspecified spacecraft accident injuring occupant, subsequent encounter

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful R46.1: Bizarre Personal Appearance

You so nasty R46: Very low level of personal hygeine

Attack by killer whale W56.22: Struck by Orca

Who threw a shoe? V91.35: Struck by Falling Object due to Canoe or Kayak Accident

Smoke on the water V91.05XD: Burn due to canoe or kayak on fire, subsequent encounter

That canoe came out of nowhere officer. V91.15XA: Crushed between canoe or kayak and other watercraft or other object due to collision, initial encounter

Got stuck in space traffic X52.XXXA: Prolonged Stay in Weightless Environment

Waterballoon fight V96.00XA: Unspecified balloon accident injuring occupant, initial encounter